An Email From Ashley

Ashley: I really want to call you to tell you this because I know you'll laugh, but it's 1:30am, so I won't. I was just looking through my old texts and saw the one you sent me the other night about being hit on. This was maybe the third or fourth time I've read it, and first time I actually read it correctly. If any of my responses didn't make any sense it was because I read it as "Got hit on by an armed man last night." rather than "Got hit on by a one armed man last night." The word "one" was at the end of a line and I somehow managed to skip over it multiple times. Good grief.